How to Cook for Alternate Realities

In my writing group, Corruption Subtext, we've been writing sketchy skits, and schizo sketches... okay so two of us are doing that genre, the rest are writing actual skits. 
Here's one of mine. For the five of you who read my stuff, you may recognize Gavin and his Clarkes-Third-Law bullsh_t.

And for those who scrolled down to the description because they wanted to know what the script was about before reading it (because that's the first thing I'd do), here's the premise:
A friend comes home and tests out his latest creation. Much to the dismay to the laws of physics, it works. 

To be honest, I prefer to write dark comedy stories as opposed to sketches, but I assume I may get Stockholm syndrome and get to enjoy writing those too. 

The preview was made with the help of these stocks: 
The Kitchen - Yldrania
The Redness - Hehayo 
The Blue and the Shine - zummerfish 
Made in Gimp... because I'm broke.